Basic Terminology
Turning off the computer: An illegal action prohibited by Barney Errors themself, due to the Barney Lover wanting everybody to see it for some reason.
Ultra Punishment: What generally happens if you get Barney into RAGE mode, and you end up generally losing your computer, or if you're lucky, getting a manual upgrade (unless you have to "upgrade" to Windows ME, in which losing the computer would actually be better at that point). It has been recently replaced with Hyper Punishment, which is basically an elevated version of Ultra Punishment in Barney's eyes, I don't see the difference between this and Ultra Punishment to be honest.
Getting Grounded: Occurs in lower quality Barney Errors, not mine's, as Grounded Videos are boring and stupid.
Chances: The amount of available times you can turn off the PC, before recieving the Ultra Punishment/Hyper Punishment, can be changed depending on what you do, and how the guy who controls these Barney Errors is feeling.
Timer: An alternative to the chance counter, and it goes down, and when it's done, you automatically get your session back, but if you manually make it decrease, by doing prohibited actions, you won't get your session back, and will instead be presented with the appropriate punishment for your actions.
Ultra Punishment: What generally happens if you get Barney into RAGE mode, and you end up generally losing your computer, or if you're lucky, getting a manual upgrade (unless you have to "upgrade" to Windows ME, in which losing the computer would actually be better at that point). It has been recently replaced with Hyper Punishment, which is basically an elevated version of Ultra Punishment in Barney's eyes, I don't see the difference between this and Ultra Punishment to be honest.
Getting Grounded: Occurs in lower quality Barney Errors, not mine's, as Grounded Videos are boring and stupid.
Chances: The amount of available times you can turn off the PC, before recieving the Ultra Punishment/Hyper Punishment, can be changed depending on what you do, and how the guy who controls these Barney Errors is feeling.
Timer: An alternative to the chance counter, and it goes down, and when it's done, you automatically get your session back, but if you manually make it decrease, by doing prohibited actions, you won't get your session back, and will instead be presented with the appropriate punishment for your actions.
The rules of Barney Errors
I hate these rules, they suck, and are unfair, who made these stupid rules?! -Click| Barney Error 2
1. DO NOT TURN OFF THE COMPUTER
2. Any attempt to unplug or hard reset the PC, will be averted, and will count as a shutdown (sometimes 2!)
3. Do not try to make out with Barney (really?!?!)
4. When Barney dies, the Barney Error will be transmitted to any and all electronic devices. (Yes, even your calculator, somehow.)
5. Do not hit Barney.
6. Do not insult Barney. (e.g. Fuck you, you smell like ass crack, etc.)
7. Don't block Barney.
8. If you have a desktop PC, with a seperate monitor, don't turn the monitor off, or it will turn back on automatically.
9. Anti-Virus won't work on the Barney Error, installing it, and attempting to scan and delete the Barney Error won't work, the Anti-Virus will be deleted by the Barney Error, and it'll count as a shutdown (or 2)
10. The Barney Error Blocker will no longer work as of July 26, 2015, repeated usage of it will result in a lower chance count/timer then usual.
11. Any of the above prohibited actions will result in a chance/timer reduction, and it varies on how the guy who monitors the Barney Errors is feeling, and the action that you performed.
12. If you compliment or flatter Barney, you will get more chances, but if you continue to do prohibited actions, your flattering won't work anymore.
2. Any attempt to unplug or hard reset the PC, will be averted, and will count as a shutdown (sometimes 2!)
3. Do not try to make out with Barney (really?!?!)
4. When Barney dies, the Barney Error will be transmitted to any and all electronic devices. (Yes, even your calculator, somehow.)
5. Do not hit Barney.
6. Do not insult Barney. (e.g. Fuck you, you smell like ass crack, etc.)
7. Don't block Barney.
8. If you have a desktop PC, with a seperate monitor, don't turn the monitor off, or it will turn back on automatically.
9. Anti-Virus won't work on the Barney Error, installing it, and attempting to scan and delete the Barney Error won't work, the Anti-Virus will be deleted by the Barney Error, and it'll count as a shutdown (or 2)
10. The Barney Error Blocker will no longer work as of July 26, 2015, repeated usage of it will result in a lower chance count/timer then usual.
11. Any of the above prohibited actions will result in a chance/timer reduction, and it varies on how the guy who monitors the Barney Errors is feeling, and the action that you performed.
12. If you compliment or flatter Barney, you will get more chances, but if you continue to do prohibited actions, your flattering won't work anymore.
Common Misconception about Barney Errors
A common misconception is that Barney controls these Barney Errors, but he doesn't. We don't know who he really is, or what he is, and we don't exactly know how it works either. All we can say is the following:
- He's crazy obsessed with Barney, possibly to the point where he could've fucked with Barney. (ew)
- The Central Barney Error Station is HUGE, possibly the biggest building ever.
- Barney communicates through the master operator, whom has control over the rest of the Error, and since September, the real world.